Fortune Soap For The Explorer
🟢 Entombed With Mystery Rune Inscribed Aventurine Crystal
🟢 Handcrafted Specially For Adventurous, Inquisitive, Wild Hearted Warriors
🟢 Oozing With Powerful Scents Of The Rainforest & Packed With Forbidden Fruits; Just How Much Jungle Juice Can You Take?
🟢 Packaged In Classy Black Gift Tin
🟢 🌿 Plant Based | 🐇 Cruelty Free | Ⓥ Vegan | 🇬🇧 Made In The UK
The World Is A Jungle... You Either Fight Or Run Forever
Naturally Wicked Fortune Soap is a soap like no other.
Handcrafted by our resident sorceress, this plant-based soap screams out to the wild and free, unleashing a fruit filled jungle adventure from the opening of the lid.
Entombed within the centre of this perfectly forged Pentagram of tropical green soap is a crystal that's far from ordinary. Well known for its life inducing properties, this harmonious Aventurine Crystal exposes your upcoming destiny within its boldly carved Runic inscription.
Lift the lid on your soap... and then your life
Used for almost 2000 years, Ancient Runic Inscriptions have provided Oracles and Prophets with an open gateway to the future. Unfortunately for others that have walked this path before you, they didn't get their fortune handed to them in a pretty awesome plant-based soap. How's that for evolution? You lucky thing!
And who better to translate your runic crystal meaning than our very own sorceress? An expert in witching, our untameable she-devil gives us the knowledge we need to print the inner lid of your personal luxury soap tin with an accurate, specific and high quality runic reading... Just don't expect it all to be good news!
Fortune Soap Instructions
◦STEP 1 - Open Your Luxury Soap Case & Unleash The Intense Tropical Fruit Infusion
◦STEP 2 - Admire Your Ancient Runic Crystal & Check The Inner Lid For A Specially Translated Reading Of What Lies Ahead
◦STEP 3 - Twist & Remove The Aventurine Runic Crystal & Keep In Your Possession To Accept A Helping Hand With Your Bubble Filled Fate
Dare To Enter The Jungle?
Packing a lethal punch, this fruity cocktail emits aromas from deep within the jungle, so fresh that you'll be vine swinging out of the shower. Crammed with a tropical mixture of Watermelon, Wild Grape & Aloe Vera, amongst a trove of other plant extracts, this Jungle Juice Soap easily quenches the thirst of an active body and an adventurous mind. Plant based, with no sacrifices made to the super rich flavour, this luxurious deep moisturising soap is suitable for all skin types; providing a fresh & fruity clean with a generous, beneficial lather.
Whilst Naturally Wicked Fortune Soap can't promise to wash away your deepest sins, at least you count on the bubbles to wash away any incoming troubles.